A fork of Rural Dictionary
Andrew is a name you’ll fall in love with. The way he says you look beautiful or the way he will act like your the only one. He is popular but probably isn’t very happy. His parents are divorced and his sibling are never home. His sibling is older and is an adult. He will get around a lot, and act like he doesn’t want that from you. He plays many sports and is very athletic. A lot of people don’t like him but they don’t truly know him. When things get good he gets scared and runs away! Well I guess everyone should fall in love with an andrew.
He is usually kind of an introvert but if he is comfortable around you he will kinda loosen up. He always tries to maintain the depressed guy persona. Even though he pretends not to have any feelings. He is actually an amazing boyfriend.
What an Andrew, he is always just sitting in the corner by himself.
A complete stud who all girls want to fuck. He has a large cock and some girls think it is perfect. Is kind and never is mean to people.
A Communist Russian spy who enjoys offensive memes from 9gag and often has spasms when in Boston. An Andrew has tendencies to stare up at the ceiling and forget how to call on a phone. He is very talented in sportsball and tennis. He will also tend to eat road salt and erasers. When Andrew is at a park he will find there lake, air on a rock in the middle of it, and find imaginary turtles. Andrew is one of the shortest people you will meet but is not the shortest that’s is a Sam. He is the perfect size to throw out a window. He can not say babadook but will try anyways. An Andrew appears innocent until you unlock the dark side in him. Once you unlock you can never put it back. No matter how much you want to. He is a sinner and a Soviet turtle. Make sure to give him some skin, but no to much skin. He also loves himself some good old creamy tea.
Person 1: man oh man that Andrew is a special snowflake
Person 2: he sure ain’t no normie
a smelly little boy who never shuts up
shut up Andrew you smelly little boy
A man who relishes performing orgasmic oral sex for hours.
Hey what's your new boyfriend like?
Great! He's a total Andrew.
Andrew is the best in every way
the closest thing to mortal perfection
born of Hercules and Athena
his name literally means "worrier"
he is best known for beating chunk Norris in an arm wrestle
"GIRL" hey have you talked to Andrew yet?
"GIRL 2" no not yet why?
"GIRL" well you have no life till you meet him
"GIRL 2" WHERE is he??
"GIRL" legend has it that he lives no were but has a home every were