A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.
gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.
The act of a fisting partner retrieving a solid log of shit from another’s asshole and running with it
‘Barry hasn’t shit in a week in preparation for David giving him a baton change’
When you're out hard using your knife but I'm at home hard using your wife.
I was out batoning my benchmade griptillain and apparently my buddy was railing my ex-fiance
A basic skill set of primitive bushcraft, batoning is the act of splitting a larger piece of wood with an edged weapon (usually a fixed blade knife such as a bowie) by hammering the knife through with another piece of wood in the manner of a hammer or mallet.
As the sun was setting, the temperature was plummeting. The group had to start a fire quickly. Jane, the group's leader, had already begun to chop down large branches with an axe. She began batoning the large logs into smaller, manageable branches and twigs with her bowie hunting knife.
The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo
My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton
A persons penis after having Raw Anal intercourse and getting poop on it.
"Shut up or ill slap you with my dirty baton"
"Me and the girlfriend had anal last night but i ended up with a dirty baton"
A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.
Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.