A fork of Rural Dictionary
A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.
Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."
.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."
when a young jit pulls up speaking a different lingo and he aint richard smoove wit it cuzzo ong
Girl: wanna sex
Boy: barg yarg inard my brotha
Girl: I wish you died in '84
When someone enters boisterously.
He charge barged into the bedroom thinking that I was cheating that night.
A type of alien saying derived from Rick and Morty's garblovians.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what's up?
Guy 2: Glargle flarg barg!
The idyllic canal of Britain have become to crowded and with that come the barge rage. A hark back to the days of the British empire, these baby boomers want to live as there great parents did and smash some shit up, rape and pilage when they can't find a spot a London dockyard even if it is a British on British crime.
Look at those two gammons going at it, bit of the old barge rage. What's the point, a boat is a as expensive as a house up north in London.