A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.
Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over' Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
Beacon primary school is a shit school lets be honest. It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences. The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.
Nobody: What primary school are you from? Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one Nobody: -leaves- Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*
(lee-kun yer-nal) n. A news paper thought to be so unreliable that school children are prohibited from using it as a source in their current events homework.
"Do you have any toilet paper?" "No, but I just picked up today's copy of the Beacon Journal."