Country Dictionary

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coconut

An idiot.

A 'coconut' is actually a nut with hard brownish and fuzzy outer casing with a thin layer of edible sweet flesh and often filled with sweet juices.

COCONUT = HOLLOW-ON-THE-INSIDE = AN IDIOT

He is such a coconut.

by Gamine November 22, 2006

coconut

an affectionate and pleasant term for the drug marijuana, particularly referring to its usage by Mariana Kopecka

originates from the eating of coconut twinkies by Lucia & Mariana when under the influence.

"Mariana are you going to smoke some coconut tonight?"
"Yes I am. Whaddafaaack?"

by Praha September 24, 2008

coconuts

Store where music, movies, and games can be bought

The stupid customers that come to Coconuts should be shot in the face.

by kam February 28, 2004

Coconut

A some what derogatory term for people of West Indian/ Caribbean descent. (There are coconuts in Caribbean island)

James: Wah gwan my yout?
Matt: Speak english you freeken coconut!

by Shawtybadd July 26, 2010

coconuts

a girl with extremely hairy tits

damn bitch you need to clip those coconuts

by horny bastard January 12, 2005

Coconut

A term used in reference to soldiers in Army AIT (advanced individual training) who fall for each other because they haven't been in the real world in a VERY long time.

When you are in basic and AIT you won't have many "love" choices. It's like being stuck on an island with only coconuts. Don't fall in love with the coconuts.

by theMIman April 17, 2012

Coconut

Da Coconut Nutt is a giant nutt. If you eat too much you'll get very FAT. Now, Da Coconutt Nutt is a big BIG NUTT, but this delicious nut IS NOT A NUT! It's a cocofruit of the cocotree from the cocopalm family!

I like Coconuts

by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022