A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.
Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!! Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.
A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.
Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel
An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.
Seth **cked up that monster cookie pinwheel hard!
Really really high from marijuana or thc substances. Super stoned or intoxicated from weed.
Damn bro that blunt has me monster cookied.
A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird
I have a nice cookie monster mug
A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster? Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block! Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles. Person B: I second that!