A fork of Rural Dictionary
when one "converts" to buddhism for the purpose of interior decoration. Very common among the White Urban Liberal (WUL) demographic and especially so in Boulder, CO.
guy 1: dude, Jeff just converted to Buddhism
guy 2: how?
guy 1: I don't know, he just started putting up all this Buddhist crap in his living room
guy 2: Jeff practices Den Buddhism then.
Native American slang for okay then
Hey Tonto, we should go by the store and pick up that 6 pack, TONTO- haw den ain't it!
placing the bed covers over you and your partner, creating a den, and performing sexual acts
"I was in the naughty den last night and I ploughed her"
Agreeing to an event or function well in advance and leaving it until the last minute to cancel, subsequently fucking up your friends plans. Usually sent via non verbal means and comprising of multiple but equally pathetic excuses
Mike: Think I'm going to have to give tonight a miss mate. I'm shattered and I don't think I can really afford another night out this week as I'm meant to be putting a deposit down on a house next week. Could maybe do the pub at the weekend though.
Adam: Classic Bail-den.