A fork of Rural Dictionary
The feeling when someone commits a violent act of tomfoolery in your vicinity.
A: Watch me push this lady down the stairs.
B: That rapscallion has made me flabbergasted.
Is a word used to describe if you are speechless or at a loss of words to use.
For example: Im Flabbergasted...
When you have a nasty shit coming but you can’t push it out
Damn bruh, I was so flabbergasted last night that I missed the big game
What the teacher says they are after receiving a bad report from the sub teacher.
" I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED AT YOUR GUY'S BEHAVIOUR!!!!! NEVER IN MY NINETY SOMETHING YEARS OF TEACHING HAVE I GOTTEN SUCH A BAD REPORT FROM A SUB. "
Like we get it Mrs Smith we piss you off.
When you just took a shit and you feel empty inside.
"Dude! That taco had me Flabbergasted!"