Country Dictionary

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)

Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices

Foofy Mac Foof Cake got multiple rocks thrown at him for having 2 rum bottle swallowing vaginas

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).

Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?

when music is like wah and then weeeh at the same time yk

"we need to find foof sounds shanny"
"yea but i think this song coud use more faff sounds val"
"omg like archi"

foof is the code word for casually murdering a human thats in the same room as you

“Aye bro wanna foof Gerard with me?”

Someone who has no interest in other peoples opinions. ie: "Fresh Out of Fucks"

Joe: Who wears socks with sandals?
Tim: People who are old and foof!

Alternative for the “ r slur “ that no one finds offensive because the internet hasn’t told them to be offended yet

I can’t believe that foof really said that

A silly person, a fool

Person 1: I heard justin tripped over his shoelaces yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a silly little foof!