Country Dictionary

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gob knobbler

One who: knobbles gobs

Someone knobbling a gob... ie. that Jeff sure is a real gob knobbler

gob-full

Enough

I've had a gob-full of your shite!

by Luichoy August 03, 2017

Gob-stomp

A type of attack method used by hardcore gang/street fighters. The move involves putting a stapler opened up on the victims forehead and then curb stomping the stapler and the person in succession. Pretty damn brutal. Rumored to be the newest move on mortal combat. Suck on that chuck norris

Guy 1: I'll give you then money back!!
Guy2: too late..Gob-stomp
Guy 1: noooooo

by Bigtits(2) October 26, 2010

gob nozzle

The part from which you drink.

Look at the size of the gob nozzle on my new flask!

by whatshappeninpizzimp January 21, 2019

gob shite

Someone that will lie so much there words mean shit and so gob shite was invented hoora!

Terry: I got my new bike.

steve: Ya i bet were is it.

Terry: seriously at home i swear.

garry: Ha ha man your such a gob shite.

by rodam July 11, 2006

gob shit

Someone who is talking but making no sense at all

Mark stop talking gob shit

by Freddy January 31, 2003

gob stopper

when a girl is giving you road head and just before you are about to bust you adjust the stering wheel down stopping her head (gob) from moving making her swallow your load.

um when you are getting road head gob stopper

by pots September 08, 2006