A fork of Rural Dictionary
Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.
A fine r&b singer who is 24 and was born on August 4, 1981. He sings "Naked" which is the only song to retire so far on BET.
Marques Houston is my type of man.
(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.
when aa guys jizzes in the air and the girl catches it in her mouth.
I gave you sister a houston firecracker.
The act of placing a single testicle inside a woman's anus. As she is bent over in the doggystyle position. Is a Houston Hushpuppie
I gave my girlfriend a Houston Hushpuppie last night.
To pass gas and lock your power windows
Administering the Houston Sauna
Driver:To pass gas in your car and lock the power windows
passenger:To hold your power window up so if the driver rolls his down atleast it gets sucked in his direction