Country Dictionary

When the pinky toe does not touch the ground when either standing or walking naturally.

Look at your little toe! It doesn't actually touch the ground like the rest. You've got a hover toe! It just floats there in mid-air.

A sexual position in which excess gas produced by one or both partners allows for the couple to sex each other on a warm cushion of air.

Due to a dinner of spicy sausage, my wife and I were able to see the world on our hover ass.

Just as it sounds, an overly cautious mother who thinks her kid is in extreme danger all the time and can't bare to leave it's side.

hover mother hover mom

A piece of poop that is still half way in your anus and half way out of your anus

GOD DAMN IT I HAVE A HOVERING COSBY! GRANDMA GET THE LAX I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH one

taking a shit with your ass hovering off the seat. usually occurs in public restrooms when the seat has piss all over it.

dood i had to shit so bad at school the other day. i walked in the stall but if was covered in piss. i had to pull a fuckin hover off.

big ass car ie: a cadilac sevile

yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.

Mainly applicable to women (intoxicated women) that hover because they don't want to sit on a nasty toilet and have to people very very badly. Sometimes, when a woman is in the position, pushing urine out with force, a little something else comes out. The desire to poo isn't even there when you go to the bathroom, but with all the muscle action, it is thrust out into the world.

Person A: "I just pissed and some poo came out!" Person B: "Oh man! You just hover shit!!"