A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rando: Hey, you know who Luke Hemmings is?
Me: Oh, you mean walking breadstick, yea yea I know him.
THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD LIKE OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE?!/&2’rbkbtbeknfb-
Me: do you know about Luke Hemmings?
My friend: ….no?
Me: WHAT
Lead singer of 5SOS. He is super tall, really tall. He belongs to the stage. He has a cute laugh and he's kinda weird sometimes. He sings like an angel, and looks like a disney prince. blond, curls, blue eyes, YSL boots, black or red nails, eye glitter & tight pants. A dream, a whole dream.
—Who's the tall blond guy?
—Luke Hemmings, a dream, a whold dream.
lead singer of the band 5 seconds of summer, very tall man, about 6'4, beautiful voice (refer to wfttwtaf), beautiful face and can probably be found yelling at one of his band mates
someone: have you heard of that Luke Hemmings kid? I heard he's got a new album out
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!
A fabric-securing device to keep lecherous dudes from peeping up yer skirt.
When Mrs. Hart Berg was taken up in an airplane by Wilbur Wright, she had used a hem-lock ti maintain her modesty --- i.e., she'd tied her skirt with a rope to keep it from "revealingly" billowing during the windy journey. This prompted the hobble-skirt to be invented.
When your friends autocorrect is so dumb you can’t even understand their sentence.
Omg! That’s a ducky hem right there.
lol addie you ducky hemmed so hard.