A fork of Rural Dictionary
The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.
Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!
Cool, I love mike Joyce!
having a beauty that appeals to the heart or mind as well as to the eye, as a person or a face. she's the epitome of perfection.
Lovely Joyce is really pretty.
1. A Major League Baseball umpire.
2. To deliberately fuck someone in the asshole while the receiver is in the middle of attaining a major accomplishment.
Kieran: Armando Galarraga clearly got fucked in the asshole during last night's Tigers game.
Mark: Oh dude I got Jim Joyced last night too!
Austin: Shut up Mark, you get Jim Joyced all the time.
a fuckquit with really long legs
Holy shit James Joyce looks like a giraffe
Jim Joyced - The act of being completely jobbed, fucked over, robbed, or cheated; especially used when referring to bad calls by officials in sports.
Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.
1) "You mean to tell me that the umpire called the runner safe on the last out in the ninth inning in a perfect game where he was clearly out by several feet?" Said, Jimmy
"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said, Bud Selig
2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."
Jim Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."
1. To fuck something up. 2. To be obviously wrong. 3. The act of ruining someones lifetime goals
Calling a baserunner safe at first base with 2 outs in the top of the ninth inning when a pitcher is throwing a perfect game. Gallaraga, the pitcher, got Jim Joyced.