A fork of Rural Dictionary
love of my life, soulmate someone I never stop loving no matter what
Someone with an unbelievably small penis, and still watches Cbeebies at his parents, and is the most Incredibly gayest nigga on planet earth
Kyle: Hey do you see that dude?
Josh: yeah what about him?
Kyle: He's actually such a Kelvin
Josh: Lol yeah that's true
A person that try to act fine and he's not. Probably has big forehead and lip. With a nasty body type. He is also someone that tries to be funny. That is a kelvin.
Kelvin with a nasty body type and goofy looking face.
He is God he owns everything and is the best person ever if u disagree u are wrong
Kelvin is the best
The guy that rages because of everything
"Don't be a Kelvin, it's just a game."