A fork of Rural Dictionary
People named lanie are really nice people who do a lot of nice things. Lanies are funny and love movies about lambs and love eating burritos.
People named lanie probably a have brown hair and eyebols.
She is a girl obviously.
She might be russian or italian.
Lanie is the most perfect person you’ll ever meet she is so caring kind and beautiful. If you ever have a problem or bad day spend 5 minutes with her and all you problems go away. She is also so very funny. she is very hot beautiful and gorgeous
person: lanie is the most perfect person
person 2: damn you must rly love you
person: yea i do
lani is someone u dont want to let go she is always there for u even if u make her give up eating good food for hotness. lani is always kind and is the best best friend u can ever ask for dont fk it up over a boy hehe
omg its lani halmarick she has grate boobies
makes you laugh all the time. so kind and pretty. although she may bully you it's (mainly) all jokes. she is blunt and tells you how it is. she is very morbid with a dark sense of humour. she always jokes about murder and even though she's say she may not act on it she probably well. very smart and intelligent and somehow always marks super high on tests. the times with Lani are unforgettable and will be with you forever. everybody needs a Lani!!
Friend: Why are you constantly talking about murder?
Lani: Because I'M A LANI BLUNN
The hottest and sexyest women to exist ever I think everyone should date her because she's just that hot
"Lani hartman why are you so hot?"
"Its just who I am i can't help it"
she is a whore who bully’s ppl that are shorter than her
Lani Hartman:ha short
Me: 😢