Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

London Cold

When landed gentry from London take too many drugs via the nasal, and hitherto protract a rather nasty cold at brunch time the following morn.

William- I say old chap you seem to be rather under the weather this morn...
Henry- Well, you see old bean I went out last night and you may say ended up "painting the town white". For clarification, I took a lot of cocaine off of my iPhone.
William- Ohhhh, the London Cold!?

by Kings Road...yah? February 22, 2012

Cold boner

The feeling of being scared and sexually aroused at the same time.

Damn, this ghost looked hella scary but her body is packing, I think I might have a cold boner...

by H-Ero March 07, 2022

Cold pull

To jerk yourself over sometime that is not considered normal.

Similar to cold starting your engine if your wang was a engine.

Yummy look at that hot car! I might go home and have a cold pull over it.

by Hatfishing king November 29, 2018

Cold Cop

To score drugs, usually heroin, from a source you have not met before by going to a known drug spot or driving around in the ghetto. originates in philly

yo man, my connect is dry. feinds blowin him up all day an he sold out. tryna go to somerset to cold cop? i'll be the walker this time

by Kewawskeh December 27, 2010

cold spike

To copy homework with no understanding of how to do it. Typically accomplished in the 10 minutes before said homework is due.

Originates from the Colorado School of Mines, where cold spiking is so revered that every year they award a prize for the best spiker.

Hey Jeremy! Let me cold spike your thermo or I'll beat you bloody.

by Spjorkster March 10, 2005

Cold Nachos

Nachos for the laziest of the lazy.

Preparation Instructions:
-Get a bag of shredded cheese

-Get a bag of Tostitos

-Sprinkle shredded cheese on a Tostito and shove into your mouth

They’re nachos but with no plate, no microwave, and no dignity.

My bed is full of cheese and chip crumbs from all the cold nachos I’ve been eating.

by coldnachoqueen April 04, 2019

cold open

In a television show or movie, where it opens by going straight into a scene without any set-up or explanation.

The T.V. show HOUSE is known for its cold openings.

by Peter W.N. April 16, 2008