A fork of Rural Dictionary
Despite what most airsoft players think, the shiny/fruity markers are made specifically for speedball or airball. There are mil-sim gun in production that are designed for scenarios and woodsball. Anyone who says otherwise has never seen an upgraded A5.
Luxe paintball marker=shiny.
A-5A2= Mil-sim
“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball
My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.
n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.
Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.
A gang or group of paintball players that RULE IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE GAME
Therer goes a paintball possy
when you get hickies and cant get caught so you have a bud shoot you with a paintball gun a few times so you can lie to your bitch
Simon: baby i was at a paintball game,l i swear
Simon's bitch: whatever motherfucker your lying
Simon: yeah bitch im lying i went through all the trouble of getting shot with paintballs to lie to you... God your a fuckin stupid bitch
Going up into the orange groves behind or around your house, and proceeding to bean the living shit out of each other with oranges. This is done when the parentals will not let you own a paintball gun at a young age.
Mom: Michael, where is Jeremy and Robert?
Michael: Jeremy is in his room, Robert is still tied to a tree up in the groves from when they where playing ghetto paintball earlier.
Mom: Ghetto paintball? jeeRRREEEMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!