A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hard round constipating turd. Induced by too much starch and not enough fiber in the diet.
I'll be back. I may be a while. I gotta work out a corn puck. Good luck. I had one the other day. Tore my ass up working that thing out.
Equine excrement, as used in an exclamation by COL Sherman T. Potter, M*A*S*H* 4077th.
Radar: "Umm, sir? HQ says they won't have any more nurses available until next month..."
COL Potter: "PONY PUCKS!"
A butt putt is a hard piece of shit that is lodged in or has recently been expelled from one's asshole. It is most commonly used in describing someone who would otherwise be called a shit head.
Only a butt puck would for _____________ for president.
A hockey term used to describe a girl who is similar to a puck bunny, but a puck slut only goes to the rink for the sole purpose to get rammed in the locker room showers after the team leaves. Hockey isn't even her motive, she just thinks hockey players are the hottest thing next to the sun and Erik Karlssons flow.
Jason: Dude, why the hell is the puck slut here again?
Kevin: Don't know bro, she tried to get me to fuck her on the bleachers and she told me that Mark had the biggest dick on the team.
A term coined by a Colorado hockey player that is used to describe a can of Copenhagen Snuff. Snuff has a silver lid and a silver frame.
Hey man, lets get a silver puck before we start a game of NHL 2010.
To make a decision akin to a hockey player in the offensive zone finally deciding to just take the shot.
After Wayne’s lengthy deliberation to have one more drink with his friend Mark, Mark blurted out, “just shoot the puck!”