A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone (typically Italian) who is acting mischievous or daring. Can be someone older or younger in a nickname or sentence form. To make fun of or dwell on.
Domenic always got into trouble when he was a kid, but boy he could smile his way out of it. He was such a “scorch”.
When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning
Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !
When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.
Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?
a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey
Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.
Someone who is stingy with their weed.
He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.
When you die to a five year old scorch main in Titanfall 2
Damnit, I keep getting scorched by this kid on the enemy team.