Country Dictionary

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world's biggest cock

The penis on max. Its the biggest dick in the world. Its in the 415

"Omg, I got with max last night, and he got the world's biggest cock. U should try it. Its the bigges in lowell"

by ariela b. September 03, 2008

Melbournes biggest slut

The areas most biggest slut also known as Melbourne slut, sucks dick for a living and fucks on the daily, u can find Melbournes biggest sluts everywhere! The most common ones are Emily Awad, Yaren Dilara, Maria Paris even Dana Lombardi 🤮 don’t get to close to them ones u might catch a STI!!!

“Cuz Emily awad gave head for a pack of smokes she’s Melbournes biggest slut”

“No way cuz she’s telling everyone I’m her ex too yuck

by Moey from da area May 29, 2019

second biggest nerd

1. A nerd, who has a crush on/dating the biggest nerd in the school

2. A nerd who is almost the biggest. Can't quite get the highest grades.

3. A dumb person that acts like a nerd. (broken glasses, pocket protector, etc.)

4. A smart person that doesn't act like a nerd.

1. Melony: Lauren's the second biggest nerd in the school
Taylor: She's not that bad
Melony: Yeah, but she's totally hot for Peter
Taylor: Now THAT's a nerd

2. Sam's the second biggest nerd because he keeps getting damn 100s instead of 101s.

3. Bob wore broken glasses and snorted when he laughed. He even had a pocket protector! He was still just the second biggest nerd because he made all Fs.

4. Gina: Sally's the second biggest nerd.
Addie: No way! She's like, cool!
Gina: Yeah, but she's got the highest GPA in the school.

by Lbooks93 December 05, 2006

biggest ship in the world

Jahre Viking, the biggest moving thing made by humans, period.

The 'Viking rammed a US carrier, the crew were like "did u feel a bump", the carrier was totalled.

by Dirge October 16, 2004

Biggest Tool In The Shed

The biggest asshole in the world

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!

by Sepcial ED December 13, 2010

Biggest Bladder Award

When two males approach a urinal at about the same time, the person who pees longer gets the biggest bladder award.

I was in the bathroom the other day and I beat this guy and I got the biggest bladder award.

by xwhitefox October 09, 2009