A fork of Rural Dictionary
Destroy Dick December is a challenge that every single person of the male gender MUST participate in or they face a punishment worse than death known as "Falling Asleep First at The Sleepover". The activity requires that everybody participating must nut once on December 1st, Twice on December 2nd, Thrice on December 3rd and this goes on until January 1st. This Is the opposite of NNN
Person A: Bro it's DDD
Person B: yea ik bruh i failed already
Person A: haha you fucking goofy ahh loser
Person B: i just couldn't do it my 8==D was sore by the 5th day
DDD is "don't dildo december" this is the month for girls, they cant use their dildos so they can't masterbait, this is like NNN but for girls, this month they cant use dildos, feburay they can't use their finger
girl 1 "hej wanna dildo me"
girl 2 "sorry, but you can't, it is DDD"
girl 1 "then finger me"
girl 2 "okay"
Designated Drunk Driver
When everyone is drunk and their is a designated drunk driver to drive everyone home.
As soon as Tom gets his head out the toilet, he'll be taking us home. He's the DDD.
It’s 3d but 3 ds. Hopefully you know that.
(using eeveelution characters)
Glacie: Look at that! It’s a DDD object!
Joltie: Uhh…it’s a cube
Glacie: Yeah! A cube is DDD
Joltie: hmm…OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *in realizement*
Destroy dick December, the month directly following No Nut November (NNN), it is common practice for males to release a load once a day in DDD just the same way that they did not touch the pants snake throughout the month of November.
Person 1: Hey bro NNN is finally over.
Person 2: Yeah I know, it's now DDD where we all beat the meat and release the baby batter