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Maccas Skiddy

To pull a maccas Skiddy, feed you kid (works best with kids under 3) more than the recommended amount of chicken nuggets. Then force feed them some lacitives until they shit themselves. Let them outside to play on the slide. Make sure you tell the other children your pouring chocolate down the slide proceed to release your child and let them spread there runny shit all over the playground. Those kids will then get diarrhoea due to eating the said chocolate, then they will also shit all over the maccas playground. This will cause a mega Maccas Skiddy. This could lead to a town wide spread of the maccas Skiddys and could cause a catastrophic crash of the maccas market. Hot fudge will also be free.

When I was six I cause a mass maccas Skiddy and I'd do it again.

by Millao August 14, 2021

Macca's mish

A trip to McDonald's, often late at night after drinking and/or getting high. This phrase is commonly used in rural parts of New Zealand.

John: I'm starting to feel the munchies,,, want to go on a macca's mish?
James: Fuck yeah I do!
Max: It's four am why are y'all still awake

by DummyVicc May 21, 2021

Macca Male

The lowest form of male. Lower than Beta. A complete great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly.

Macca Male: Lower in the hierarchy of males, beneath beta.

Wow this man's clearly a prime Macca Male.. I'm feeling physically sick just being in his presence.

by antimaccamale June 01, 2022

Maccas Chicken Nugget

One of the amazing chicken nuggets being sold at McDonalds or as know in Australia as Maccas. You can buy packs of 3, 6, 12 and 24. THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL! While buying them you can choose from many different sauces, sweet and sour, tomato and many others.

Me - I love maccas chicken nuggets, can we go buy some from Maccas?
Papi - Sure but you gotta give me one!!!

by GachaPumpkin August 24, 2018

maccas hot fudge sundae

When a girl lets you creampie her ass then you giz it a lass munch with the tongue

Hollie wants a maccas hot fudge sundae

by bigd4hollie June 18, 2020

picton maccas

absolute shieza cophin place the food is so ass the place smells like ass and the employees fuck up the food and order and everything is overflowing toilets and the water from the drains is overflowing from where you order and where they make disgusting/revoulting food and drinks and where they use there busted/broken machines

picton maccas means shit in all languages

by hasbulladagoat426 September 15, 2022

Midnight Maccas Run

the art of going to your nearest 24h Maccas and getting some food, while doing it as quick as possible.

bonus points if you do a burnout in the drive thru.

usually done between 12am and 4:30am

Me: Oi mate you up for a Midnight Maccas run?
Friend: fucking sure mate lets go

by Blind Man driving August 26, 2023