A fork of Rural Dictionary
Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.
Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.
The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
"That snatch felt like butter"
"That 360 no scope felt like butter"
"That muscle up felt like butter"
A seemingly innocent phrase used by C-suite males to sound professional about sleazily feeling up a co-worker.
I made sure Sandy from accounting had a good felt experience at the office party last week.
felt spec is the root of the irish car scene, involving slamming a peugeot 306 and all that fuckery onto its sills, straightpiping it using an angle grinder, a stick welder, and a galvanized iron handrail. screw the fuel pump 3/4 of a turn to make her pollute the earth. also fitting big ignorant mudflaps, and full tints all round.
old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.
TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
jaysus hi thon 30sex is low as FUCK shes hardly on 4 nicks boy?
tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!
felt spec is class!
Felt, seeing thick and thin.
A large ass, a small waist and proportionate breast.
“Damn she felt”
(Buhnda and a small waist)