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noun and adjective When an individual is both gay and homophobic. Based on the previous American Vice President Michael Pence, who many have head cannoned to be homosexual despite his support of many homophobic agendas.
Kelly Anne Conway has mad Pence Sense.
Abby Shapiro is definitely Pence Sense.
An Unusually Large Gathering Of Pencils
Joe thats a large bundle of Pences! Where did you get it?
The act of overtly and obnoxiously fawning by a known sycophant
One who indiscriminately endeavors, however pathetic or immoral the course, to gain the approval of the person or institution they admire
A traitor lacking courage
He had a chance to stand by democracy and save his own skin, but he chose to grovel and penced it up.
He's going to tie his family's reputation forever with the traitors' cause he's all about that pence.
He sucked Trump's toes during the coup attempt cause he was a total pence
A small piece of lying fecal matter that appears around a talking sphincter at certain times.
I need to wipe better that pence is staining my underwear.
To send unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to another person online, typically with the hope of reciprocation.
"This random dudebro just penced me on Facebook Messenger. I replied with a gif of a banana being sliced and he blocked me."