A fork of Rural Dictionary
Northern England: Fun, good, pleasurable, or pleasing.
Ai lad, that were a top night out.
adj. - as in at the top, number one
synonymous with the words awesome and cool
Bob - "I got floor seats for last nights playoff game."
Jimmy - "Dude thats so top."
Bob - "I know right."
The one who shoves it up your ass in gay sex. For example : Phil Lester.
Defecating on top of someone else's food at a restaurant. As made famous by Penny Arcade's May 20th, 2011 Comic Strip entitled "It's Sweeping the Nation."
Dude, I'm at an Applebee's topping some guy's Southwest Egg Rolls!
Larrie: Harry oBvIoUsLy tops.
Larrie 2: NOOO TOPLINSON!!!!!!!!