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That guy who always walks up to you and your friends and asks "Did you guys watch Tosh.0 last night hardy-har-har" or "Did you see (insert part here) last night", when you are the one who told him about the show in the first place. You probably did watch the episode and therefore are not in the mood to listen to the douche's play-by-play of the whole episode
Me: Yeah I'll be at home tomorrow, why?
Friend: We can hang out.
Tosh.0 Douche: *walks over* Hey guys did you see when Daniel Tosh called that mexican poor and uneducated?
Me: *sigh* Yeah... it was kind of funny....
The Tosh.0 Principle describes an increasingly common and rather infuriating occurrence in which an obscure joke, character, story, or other piece of media is referenced in mainstream media, causing everybody to think it originated from the latter.
Named after the TV show Tosh.0, which provides commentary on internet viral videos. Other notorious culprits include South Park, Family Guy, and rap music.
You: "Have you seen that video of the crazy Ugandan preacher talking about gay people?"
Your Friend: "You mean the one from Tosh.0?"
You: "The Tosh.0 Principle strikes again!"
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Your Friend: "Hey, turn it up. This is that MC Hammer song."
You: "This is Super Freak, you idiot."
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Your Friend: "What are you reading?"
You: "The Call of Cthulhu."
Your Friend: "Isn't that a Metallica song?"
A sexual act in which Daniel Tosh visits your home along with Frankie Muniz and proceeds to stuff pre-chewed skoal into your grandfather's asshole, chop his own urethra off and then suck the skoal out of your grandfather's asshole with it. All while Frankie Muniz sits there jacking off.
Mom: "Hey Son can you come down for dinner?!"
Son: "Not right now Mom! Daniel Tosh is in here giving me the Daniel Tosh Specialty because he has nothing better to do besides making shitty jokes on TV!"
Mom: "Okay, I'll just store your food in my hairy cooch!"
An adjective defining any theory that has evidence to be true if any part of the evidence was stated correct on the show Tosh.0.
Last night on Tosh.0, Daniel Tosh said that your mom is busy Friday night, so I won't ask her out. She's a whore with plans, it's Tosh.0'fficial.
upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day
Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup
"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.
To describe some one who doesn't know what they're doing and is very weird