A fork of Rural Dictionary
"WAF" Acronym for Weird As Fuck. Used when you see someone so weird no other word describes them but WAF. If you or someone you know is so weird that it hurts they are a WAF. Beware WAF qualities are contagious.
Sumeya saw Barry grunt and hit a wall without warning; Barry is a WAF.
The non-voluntary form of fart ingestion used for sexual purposes. The waffee is taken by surprise, either during sleep or held down by the waffter who emits a loud and usually smelly fart into the waffee's mouth.
"The hotel maid walked in on me and Mikey while I was waffing him. What a scene".