A fork of Rural Dictionary
BEN IS CRINGE
A single sneeze travels 100 miles per hour and shoots 100000 germs into the air
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
The Emojis on the Group worldwide name says what the group is about
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
60% U.O.F participants are from Worldwide
# Worldwide facts pt2
The overused and ludicrously transparent procedure of trying to guilt-trip an over-indulger into reducing/eliminating his consumption of the unhealthful/expensive product by trying to appeal to his inherent consideration for fellow humans on the planet who might wish to have a little of the same item for themselves, too. This "this stuff is in alarmingly short supply, so don't hog it all for yourself" technique is seldom overly effective, especially in the modern-day computer age, wherein the glutton can simply “hop online” and find out for himself whether there is actually any imminent risk of said product’s being placed on the endangered species list.
I tried the worldwide shortage strategy on my corpulent cousin to try to convince her to cut back on the chips and chocolate bars, but she just showed me an article on MSNBC that described how the snack-food companies are currently experiencing a junk-food glut in their warehouses, what with so many people’s jumping on the health-nut bandwagon.
Hi Did you see that worldwide handsome dude bet he has never got laid he Must be a eugene
The Worldwide Admin Council have agreed to go ahead with the plan of (B.B.W) Admission of Housemates would begin on the 11th of March. The Official B.B.W has not yet be stated... still being fixed by the admins...
STAY TUNE FOR MORE INFO
Big Brother Worldwide(B.B.W) is coming
an absolute god amongst (wo)men. the sexiest woman alive.
“have you seen <insert name> lately? she could get it any day!”
“yeah she’s miss worldwide. always has been, always will be”
Miss Worldwide or Matilda is a rather large woman in size. Shes been described by many Sigma-male enthusaists as a woman more than 17 feet tall. People who have spent time with her instantly fell in love, but quickly enough changed their mind, especially those who spent 4 years with her in OŠ dr. Mate Demarina. When met, the will ask you for your snap or ig, if you give them to her, she will bother you 24/7 with annoying nude videos of her. If you refuse to answer, she will find you, open your ribcage and spit "manestra" inside of you. She !HATES PANCAKES! All your work and effort on the New Years Eve 2021. will be thrown in trash if you give Matilda a pancake. She especially hates little dkinny fellas named Batorl and big, chunky fellas named Štrudla. She thinks shes Istrian but the only Istrian thing she does is watching "Potjera".
She often calls herself "Miss Worldwide" for some stupid reason.
She has 7 ex-bfs becouse she blocked them all on snapchat so they killed themselfs in Fortnite.
Sigma-male: Hey B(ande)! I met a beautiful woman today!
Sigma-male 2: Hey Štrudla! Was she extremly tall, "Istrian" and wanted to watch Potjera with you?
Sigma-male: Yes, how did you know?
Sigma-male 2: You met Miss Worldwide! We must immigrate to Alaska now!