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ships you with your crush and is giving relationship advice and she will probably be alone forever

Hey Annika I have a crush on this Guy
Yes of course

A beautiful unicorn. She loves writing fanfiction about heartstopper and 13 reasons why. Annika is a strong powerful woman. When she grows up she wants to work at an anime company. A glowing unicorn will always be beside her whenever you see her. Although she’s only 4’10, she has a tall personality and will welcome you into her quaint little german home.

dude 1: bro i just met this crazy german unicorn chick. i think she’s an annika.
dude 2: no way homie broski dude bro brochacho. airplane airplane airplane. maybe she’ll write you a larry stylinson fanfic.
dude 1: no way bro!! does she use wattpad or ao3
dude 2: idk homie man. ask her yourself.
dude 1: okay homie. wanna kiss no like all the other homie do?
dude 2: aight bet

Annika (Ah-nick-ah) is the most beautiful, sweet girl ever. Her name is often pronounced wrong. If you ever manage to land yourself and Annika, never let her go. She will be in love with multiple people at a time, but she knows which she loves more. When she's in a relationship with you, you treat her with RESPECT. Annika is more of the sweet innocent type, and is a very unique person.

Annika is so pretty, I think I'm in love with her <3

Annika is funny, outgoing and very charismatic.
Annikas tend to be tall creatures everyone knows what they are.

“Look it’s Annika’s car!”
(Everyone runs to the car)

Annika's are total goofballs. Silly little goobers that frequently resist being accurately cast as their chipmunk(She thinks she's an Alvin). Annika prefers silly things to serious things. Like watching Chicken Little over Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan). Annika will always evolve into a youth pastor, regardless of starting point. She makes exceptionally accurate critiques about the character of men, like when they're total players and just won't admit it. An Annika's nose may malfunction at times, thinking that it smells like Christmas when it really doesn't. Laugh's a little too much(if you catch my drift). Not a singer. Dancer.

Person 1: Wow you met an annika? I hear they're a lot!
Person 2: Yeah.

you mom

yo is that annika?

annika is an interesting person… “unicorn she says” annika if you are seeing this you aren’t a unicorn i’ll give you an animal and it’s not going to be unicorn. it is turtle

annika is a perdon