A fork of Rural Dictionary
Eye glasses or sunglasses worn strictly for fashion purposes and to block ejaculate from getting in the eyes during oral sex - usually a must when performing a bukkake.
Me: The freshman girl from the dorms told me she was gonna come over and suck our whole fraternity off.
Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
The act of an object being covered in pollen to the point that it turns yellow.
Ted: "What is this yellow shit all over my car?"
Fred: "flora bukkake."
when a women lies on her back, spreads her legs, sticks a funnel in her womanus and then a train of men comes along to ejaculate into the funnel
a day after the anal bukkake, Sayaka had to take a really large shit. but it turns out she shat nothing but 9 ounces of sperm
v. to bukkake in a sneaky or stealthy manner
see bukkake
Upon waking, Mary thought she'd been visited by the semen fairy; she didn't realize that Larry and Ed had ninja bukkake'd her during the night.
The act of pouring molten gold onto someones head, almost certainly killing him/her.
*spoilers* The most well known example is seen in Game of thrones, where Drogo kills Viserys by giving him a Midas bukkake.
A Midas bukkake is a badass way of killing someone, without shedding blood.
when driving, the driver in front of you activates the windshield spray, over-powered spray goes over their car and covers your car hood and windshield in washer fluid (see Japanese porn)
I was driving and was Vehicular Bukkaked by guy in front of me.