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Chair

He will never nag you about anything if you’re his girlfriend because he will never talk to you! Unless he wants a blow job, etc. His hobbies include BMX, rap music and his half inch penis. He never dates a girl if they have a bit of class and don’t want to screw around with the fat fuck. Like this one time when he was dating a girl, he gave her herpes then he ignored her for 3 or 4 weeks, left her hanging, and then finally broke up with her over text because he was too scared to do it face to face. He also can’t ask girls out, or tell them how he feels face to face because his is such a wimp. He’s tough as well, he likes to hit his future girlfriends if they can’t figure out his complex plan of crap. He makes fun of his girlfriends if they are short, and even throws them in the air to prove a point. Yep, Chair sure is a top bloke, whenever he dates a girl he sure does a bang up job -.- If you know what I mean…

Chair: I know who likes you

Person: Who?

Chair: They have a S and an E in their name

Person: -.-

by Somecynicaldude January 03, 2011

Chairing

Jumping down a stairset or any type of drop with a chair on your butt, landing at the bottom as if you were skateboarding.

Chairing- Running with a chair in your hands. You then jump off a drop or down a stairset, landing at the bottom on your butt as if you were sitting down.

by NickkPifer January 30, 2012

Chair

A small, uncomfortable form of bed

Wanking on a chair is not as good as wanking on the bed

by Dabonitwagwan December 17, 2017

Chair

A piece of furniture designed for sitting on. Can be made of wood, plastic, metal, and many other materials as well. Chairs have been around for thousands of years, and they are very useful for other things as well, for example: a surface, a step-ladder, or abstract art.

If you thumbs-down this definition, you are as fucking retarded as possible. I just defined a chair, and it makes NO sense if this has a thumbs-down, so fuck off with your thumbs-downs.

by Definitionman1 September 14, 2011

Chairing

Sexual term-means to have sex or sexual intercourse
Also a term for a violent act

Hey man, did you chair that girl yet?

Dude he got chaired, it was brutal

I walked in on my parents chairing, it was disgusting

by cdr61804 June 24, 2009

The Chair

Another term for barbershop

I’m at the Chair rn , I’ll call you back later

by Disisdre April 27, 2019

Chairing

The act of having someone go on his knees and another person sitting on his back pretending or actually reading a newspaper.

Instead of Tebowing, the man got in the middle of the street and started chairing with his buddy.

The man suffered many injuries due to chairing in the middle of the high way.

by Steve Chair January 08, 2012