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cheese

1 : Smegma that collects around the head of an unwashed male genitalia.

2 : Something tacky but unashamedly cheerful and bouncy.

3 : What you say to get the little bastards to smile for their primary school photos.

1 : David really needs to shower more. He's got more cheese in his pants than a deli counter.

2 : Steps made music that was cheese.

3 : Say cheese!!!

by Kinkystudent September 05, 2005

cheese

why the FUCK did you search cheese

GOD: HEY BRUH got any cheese

by spyderx December 19, 2019

cheese

A. THE FOOD: You know, like that stuff you eat. Made from milk, it's dairy. Usually yellow or white. Tastes real good. "Cheese" in this fashion is used the most.

B. THE CASH: the word cheese is also used to mean money, cash, dollars, and change; that sort of thing. This version of "cheese" is moderately used.

C. THE...: "Cheese" can sometimes mean a sweaty or unclean penis. It can also mean people having sex. These meanings are used the least.

A. Yum! This cheese tastes really good! Yum in my tum!

B. I needed fuck load of cheese to get me out of that situation!

C. So, I hear you and kate made cheese last night? True?

by Miles Davis October 26, 2005

Cheese

A character on fosters home of imaginary friends. He likes chocolate milk and cereal.

Cheese is my fucking hero

by Holly Matronic April 25, 2007

cheese

cheese means something or someone is good/great and is cheesed/ cheese
like another word "goat" or "the goat" cheese is just like that but a nit under like 2nd place due to cheese not living up to "the goat"

"yo this is cheese, good job"

by GBlackcatUD January 19, 2023

Cheese

Cheese is a VERY good food. It comes in different shapes and sizes and every variety tastes different. It also goes very good with chicken.

I ate some CHEESE today.
Cheese is pretty good with chicken
I ate yellow cheese

by Chicken for $20 February 22, 2022