A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person 1: "You from Cottage Country?"
Ethan: " Yeah nigga, I'm a gay ass faggot nigga!"
A shirt worn at a cottage and around town while cottaging. MUST be a plaid collared shirt, but with only 2 buttons done up (no buttons is also allowed) and the sleeves rolled up. Used for protection from cold wind and bugs and in stores that require shoes and a shirt (flip flops are mandatory while cottaging) Can be worn for as many days as needed since cleanliness doesnt matter and laundry isnt done at a cottage.
Mom: are you all packed for the cottage?
Me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
Mom: (muttering) kids these days...
Person 1: How come when I search up 'cottage core', gibby shows up?
Person 2: Because gibby IS cottage core.
Where all the suburban cul-de-sac gangsters are and the place where they invented chevy cavalier racing!
white guy: wat ya gonna do today homespice?
notha white guy:gonna chill in my cheeseslices cul-de-sac.
2. Oh no homebiscuit its the Cottage Grove fuzz!
A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.
That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.
The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.
Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf