A fork of Rural Dictionary
Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO* Little Shit: "Your car sucks" DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go? I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go? I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night! How was it? I know she’s very aggressive! Like riding a ninja in the rain! You have fun though? Omg yes!!
The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.