A fork of Rural Dictionary
The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it
Ricky is The Dyson of the group gets offended unless he makes the jokes
The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
He is a great person who is nice to most and we all love him he is ftb and will be know as one of the best guys ever and is the best at games
Joshua Dyson is the best Fortnite player
That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.
“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”