A fork of Rural Dictionary
The word you use when you are fealing soo superior to others that you don't want to use the word fuck.
Bob: Yeah, and then I took this massive shi-- Larry: Shut the funk up bob, I don't wanna hear about it. If you are making a fool of yourself on the dance-floor... "Yo that boy's got too much soul, he's gotta get the funk off the stage!"
(British Usage) Cowardice. 'To be in a blue funk'. Can mean to fail through lack of 'spunk'. Also used as a noun 'he's a funk'.
He's funked out of it.
to make love, have sex or fuck. not just any substitute for the word fuck, but a euphemism for sexin' and sexin' solely. Used most amusingly when watching a movie or a television show and calling out a couple who are just kissing.
1. Anna, who is the guy in the purple tie? Is he trying to funk? 2. Dude, Erin and Zach are totally into each other. They're gonna funk! 3. Anna, did you and Kevin funk last night?
Funk is that odor that wofts from your crotch after a long sweaty day of doing yardwork. The odor of sweaty balls and rump rot when you are just sitting down to take a break after hard doing some hard work
I worked out side allday today and had to ring out my underwear before my wife blew me. She said "I've got the funk".
The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; "Fake Drunk"
a substitute for the word fuck say funk *blank* if you are in the precence of women, childeren or parents
I funking hate this Why are you so funking stupid I funking bombed this test dude What the funk buddy