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A person who you thought could be so sweet, but ends up being just a dick. He makes you smile, but then stabs you in the back and makes fun of you. You don’t need a Garrett in your life.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t believe that Cody said that to Daren.
Person 2: That’s so Garrett of him.
Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.
(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.
A Garrett is a small gay elf. it plays with balls yet it insults everybody else for things that don't fit in its anus. often thinks its cooler then everyone. nobody likes a Garrett. See Also Dutch
"Bobby acts like such a Garrett, we should stone him!"
that dude over there is such a garrett, he just constantly asks dudes for nudes