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The act of a man folding up a slice of cheese and placing it in a hot vagina, ejaculate, then eat the mixture, simulating a hot ham and cheese sandwich, which is commonly served in schools.
I got a Hot Hammy a couple of days ago and my pussy still itches.
A guy who attends a Hammonton school district and is an ass whole to a nice and kind girl
Girl you don’t need him he’s a hammy whore
People who prefer ham sandwich meat over turkey or chicken, have/like small dicks
“Hey charlie what meat do you want on your sandwhich?”
“Dude I want ham.”
“Ew you’re a hammy liker, you have a small dick.”
The chopper came out and that nigga pulled a hammy.
When the stresses of work become so overwhelming and the nosh has runneth empty, that you have no other option then to walk to the local liquor store to purchase a pint of leeds and wallow your sorrows away at the Murray Hill train station.
Ugh, if this one keeps it up I'm about to pull a hammy.
1)The end result of a catastrophic fit of laughter, surprise, or rage; 2) a figurative idiomatic euphemism insinuating a radical and prodigious defecation in one's polyester, or otherwise fashion-deficient, undergarments; 3)The shitting of oneself in response to hilarity or indignation of hyperbolic proportions; 4) an often inappropriate response to overly offensive and morbid humor an individual finds morally reprehensible yet uncontrollably humorous causing inadvertent loss of bowel control in the form, shape, or smell of a Honey Baked Ham; 5) an irregular deucing in response to overwhelming emotion; 6) the reaction one would have after finding an unwanted demon, fire-baby or she-beast under one’s bed; 7) tossing a fat one out the back gate; 8) Painful yet humorous ass-delivery; 9) the result of being told by a Lowe's Customer Service Agent to take you and your son across the parkinglot to get a jump with the brand new Cobalt jumper-cables you just bought at said Lowe's.
Dude, don't jump out of the closet with a machete. You gave me hammy pants.
That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.
The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.
Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.
Items, particularly clothes, received second-hand or used.
That's why I just try not to buy as nice of things. I end just breaking them or getting them dirty. So I just get used and hammy downs so it's not as big of a deal.