A fork of Rural Dictionary
The second worst state in the U. S., after Illinois. (Unlike Illinois, New York didn't require a three-fifths majority of both houses of its state legislature to ratify the Equal Rights Amendment.) People upstate aren't that much nicer than people in New York City. The superiority complexes on roids are infuriating. Even 90% of upstate New Yorkers have a superiority complex. It wouldn't matter for whom New Yorkers vote, because the winner would govern poorly. I am not surprised that anyone would want to crash a plane into a building within New York City, and I wouldn't be surprised by a terrorist attack upstate either. I am not surprised that cars with a New York license plate get stopped in other states because of anti-New York sentiment. If I didn't live in New York, I would rather lose a limb than go back to New York.
"I'm glad I don't live in New York anymore." Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
"Yeah right": Another Middle-American shithead who resorts to tired-out, obsolete perceptions of a great city. "Depravity and crime" might have been accurate in 1993. Not now. Maybe (s)he missed the memo of New York being the safest city in America. "Congestion?" So what?
Get informed, morons.
Also known as China, or New Asia. Do they bring them over here by boatloads or plane cargo????
"I walked down the street in Flushing, New York. There was ALOT of asians. It smelled like fish and rice. I cried, because I realized that they pork-fried all the Americans and sold them in the Chinese food store down the block. And the dogs. Yeah. Don't forget the dogs.
New York is the city that's home to the greatest bunch of losers that anyone has ever seen. they pronounce all there syllables like a bunch of guys that take it up the ass and love to kiss ass to get to a postion. People from New York that play call of duty 2 for xbox live have gay ass gamertags like AWESOME O and brag how New York is the greatest city in the world when in reality it is home to the greatest bunch of c*cksuckers on the planet.
hey man have you played AWESOME O yet? He's a little bitch from New York that sucks at Call of Duty 2 and sounds like he has taken it up the bum more than once
1.) The largest city in the United States. Popular for tourism and boasts good food, low crime rates, and close proximity to other cities such as Philadelphia, Boston, and Washington, D.C.
2.) A state anyone who doesn't live there forgets that it exists. Residents of Upstate New York will have to clarify that they don't live in the city when they say "New York".
1.)
Person wearing "I Heart NY" shirt: I just went to New York, it's such a great city!
2.)
Person: Where are you from?
Upstate NY resident: New York.
Person: The city, right?
Upstate NY resident: No, I live upstate.
Person: Oh.