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The moody volcano

When a girl masturbates with a vibrator while on her period and blood flies everywhere so it looks like an erupting volcano.

"Dude your girlfriend seemed pretty mad last night. Did you get make up sex?"
"No, it's that time of the month so there was no making up. I slept on the couch and she made the moody volcano."

by aichokeu March 17, 2012

Moody Goldfish

When two guys who are really cool and popular start a 2-man band play really good music (normally two acoustic sounding guitars).

Hey you guys are Moody Goldfish

by Chicken Man 5500 October 12, 2009

Moody cunt

Somebody who is never happy. They will complain about the slightest things and after you change plans to compensate for their dislikes they are still unhappy. The moody cunt.

Did you hear what Dave said about this weekends plans?
Yeah, he’s such a moody cunt

by TheSaintRaps May 24, 2023

Moody octopus

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much

I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.

by Bowslosski August 17, 2023

Moody sue

A gay man with an attitude who looks like they swallowed a wasp

Ere that bitch over there, she is such a moody sue. Have you seen the face on it?

by Shanice2018 September 10, 2018

Moody sue

A gay man with an attitude who looks like they swallowed a wasp

Ere that bitch over there, she is such a moody sue. Have you seen the face on it?

by Shanice2018 September 10, 2018

Port Moody

said to be one of the nicest suburbs in the greater vancouver area. tiny town way too far away from anything when really it is overpopulated by asians and white guys trying to be brown. excessive amounts of ed hardy are worn, its almost always cloudy out and the inlet is heavily polluted. many senior complexes and there is only one police man. commonly believed to be farmland by vancouver people. doesnt even have its own mall.

wanna hangout? oh wait you live in port moody it will take forever to get to vancouver

do you live on a farm in port moody?

port moody will be the death of me

by ahugs March 07, 2011