A fork of Rural Dictionary
A left-wing douchebag who is a completely retarded moron. Generally, Leftists come in three forms: Slight Leftist, Average Leftist, and Anarchic Leftist. The Slight Leftist generally doesn’t know much, but they will tend to agree with all left-wing ideology and refute any other ideas, yet they do not have the threat of intelligent takeover on their side. The Average Leftist is your typical, run-of-the-mill Leftist, who agrees wholeheartedly with left ideas, yet they are more open to confrontation and try (but fail) to defend themselves. Like the Slight Leftist, they are not quite intelligent, but they pose more of a threat. The Anarchic Leftist is the most dangerous and destructive of the main three, with sophisticated intelligence (but poor judgment and wisdom) and a strong cling to ideological superiority. They often use their pure evil to land a spot on the government, like our own president, except he seems to lack much intelligence, so he employed the smarter ones to do his dirty work. If you ever meet the Anarchic Leftist, beware.
Leftists are not smart. A left-wing person is probably not a Leftist, but don’t take your chances with ‘em.
Why didn't they come for me?
Hym "GREAT QUESTION! I don't know the answer but the fact that they didn't makes you guys not look very good. I did all of the things that you're not supposed to do (BUT ALL TOTALLY ALLOWED! THIS IS ALLOWED WHAT I'M DOING HERE!) and everyone loves it! Internationally beloved! I guess if you're just really, REALLY good at what you do and are better than everyone.... The leftists just leave you alone or whatever. IoOow" 🤷 ♂️