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My friend, who always blame on other and said it"s their fault, but it is his fault. He is from *******. He is not a BK(bad kid) Though

Hello, Mads
No, you dumb

Mads is actually a very common name. Short for Madeyln. Mads is a special human, one of the sweetest and most caring people you will ever meet. Gorgeous, courageous, and just mind boggling, heart stoppingly amazing

Wow is she your gf?
Oh yeah she is, she's a Mads

A condition that happens to skateboarders who are unable to land a desired trick after many tries. Some skateboarders develop superstitions or routines before, during or after skating which are suspose to help reduce or prevent madness. Symptons include but are not limited to: breaking or "focusing" one's skateboard, swearing loudly, rabbling or talking to one's self, kicking or throwing one's skateboard, intentional injurying one's self, and talking to inanimate objects such as handrails, ledges, benches or skateboards. Skateboarders who suffer from it often become very determined to land the trick that is giving them trouble. It is not uncommon for a madness victim to continue trying the same trick for several hours. It is very hard to talk a madness victim out of trying they're trick. Skateboarders with madness may continue trying the trick even if they become seriously injured from trying it.

Gosh, Aaron's would be a great skater if his madness didn't kick in after a every few tries.

You can't land that flip switch if you can't even do it regular! Geez man, stop the madness!

Kyle landed a few tricks on it and then that's when the madness set in.

Acronym: Masturbation Addiction Disorder

I'm afraid he's been afflicted with MAD.

Masturbate All Day

Gary: hey bro what are u up to today?

Juan: bro, im gonna go MAD

Gary: oooh, uuh, see ya later? umm bye

Juan: ;)

While the word madness has many meanings, the simplest and most widely accepted is that madness is in fact *not* Sparta, but could very well be blasphemy.

Person A: Dude this is blasphemy, it's madness...
Person B: Naw bro, this is Sparta.

When you write something on Urban dictionary and you read your email and it says it didn't get published

*checks email to see if it's publishes*

some visitors decided ____ was not published
*screams out loud*
"THIS IS MADNESS"