A fork of Rural Dictionary
when large chunks of snow blow off the car in front of you on the road or highway and come hurtling at your windshield at 70mph.
woman: wow! did you see the snow missles come flying off that car and into our windshield?
man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!
A missle that looks like a toe
Person 1: OK fine I killed them
Person 2: With what?
Person 1: A missle toe🙄🙄🙄🙄
A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.
Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.
The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.
I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!