A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be heavily under the influence of marijuana. The word is an amalgamation of the conventional terms "baked" and "stoned." Likely a result of a high person getting the two confused.
"Dude, I was so boned that I couldn't shit cause it felt weird."
To fire, sack, terminate employment.
Eddy: "When are we going to bone Jessica?"
Originated from Jacob (Jizzle) of SMS in Southern California on a spontaneous moment. To own beyond belief. Amount of ownage may be measured in hardness with harder than fuck being the most amount of bonage. Also, one who bones can be reffered to as a Boner.
Dude, I freaking boned last night.
I am the greatest boner of all time.
I bone everyone at half-court shots.
Bones is dirty cash,money
i have about 100 bones what u got on my sack nicca
The most interesting things composed of calcium on this old ass rock. They can be found in chicken wings, a nice ham, or even YOU! You heard that right, YOU have bones.
1: hey, what’s that in your basement?
2: oh.. calcium.
1: Jerry.. are those.. BONES?
2: BILL CLINTON *slurping noises* SICKO *T-poses*