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Jacob

my bf and hes only mine and ill kill anyone that tries to touch him🤭 hes so cute frfr like id let that man do anything to me i wanna kidnap him and never let him go ima keep him in my closet and force him to marry me and give me his kids id lowkey let him eat my ass id drop everyone i know for him me and him forever idc hes mine. he has the cutest smile ever i swear hearing his voice makes me so happy hes just so perfect except when he acts like a little bitch i wanna smack the shit out of him he makes me so mad sometimes but besides that i love him🤭 and hes mine so fuck u.

Girl: OMG is that Jacob.. Other girl: Yea thats Jacob REBEKA'S BOYFRIEND. and he only wants her so just backoff👍🏼👍🏼

by rebekaisveryhot69 October 23, 2022

Jacob

Hot as fuck + big dick energy

“Jacob is hot and has big dick energy” -extremely hot person

by Canadian_goose April 26, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is that guy that drives a truck, loves to hunt, fish, ride dirtbikes, four-wheelers, and anything else outside. He may just sound like that basic country boy, but this one is different than the rest. He has a very kind heart, and loves to aimlessly drive around and throw cookies in his truck while listening to music with his friends. This guy has brown hair, and very pretty eyes, and is not ridiculously tall, but is taller than all the females that drool over him in private. He is very athletic, and he competes in sports like hockey and track, but he also plays other sports with his friends for fun. He may not be the hottest guy around, and he knows this, but he has a six-pack like noooo other, and even though he comes across as a hoe, he will treat his gf like a QUEEN so its totally okay that he doesn't have fuck boy privileges.

girl 1: Jacob got a new truck did you see? girl 2: Yea its TOTALLY hot

by getlitstaylit April 17, 2021

jacob

fucking retard

jacob is a fucking retard

by 240saregayasfuck August 13, 2015

Jacob

Jacob, is a person who frequently throws his friends under the bus for a cheap laugh.

Oh, come on! Dont be such an Jacob!

by Hyundai March 30, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is the kindest, smartest and most caring person I have ever met. He always makes me happy and he has no idea how amazing he is. I don't know where I'd be without him. Every time I see him I can't help but smile. His face is beautiful and his personality is the best out of anyone else I know. He makes me laugh more than any one else can and I know that I never want to lose him. He is my best friend, he is everything. I love you :)

'He's so smart and good-looking. He is literally perfect.' 'His name is Jacob, that's why!'

by LORI THE HUMAN December 02, 2015

jacob

a big man who likes big men he also is a very good friend but can sometimes suck your penis

someones private part on the human body. example i met a jacob

by aidenorgill22 February 16, 2022