A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who swears they know everything and also has to know everyone’s business. they always swear they’re down but flake/bitch out. always stingy with money, rarely pay you back. swears they get bitches but often times is a virgin. they’re a square but always try and act hard. Also referred to as Perch Perkins.
Rick - yo let’s smoke up
Lonni - bet. mason finna shoot through?
Rick - nah, he a perkins
When your receiving a blow job and but in the back oh her throat with a full thrust so hard it comes out her nose. Then your nice enough to lick it ( clean it up for her)
That guy over there has always been know to give women the charming perkins, that's an awfully nice fellow.
After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.
Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*
Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.
A true neutral being, of extreme power. Will hurt your characters, but making super emotional and entertaining. DM to the Stars.
"Did your DM Chris Perkins your party?"
"Yeah, it seemed like a TPK, but then we all woke up in the dungeons of Castle Ravenloft without our stuff."
A reaaaaally ugly 'red' head, more orange. lives near regina
wooah did u see that ugly red head?
Yess his name is Matthew Perkins