A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rudolph Realness simply means something is true. And if you ARE Rudolph Realness, it means that you have reached clarity.
Vincent Van Gogh: I'm reaching Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.
the act of lighting your playmates nose on fire on christmas and them forcing them to suck your dick while the nose is still lit.
i got the best rudolph the red boned reindeer last year from my girlfreind
When someone is going down on you and you start to get your period
"Dude! She gave me a Rudolph's Nose!” “Sick dude!”