A fork of Rural Dictionary
A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks
he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality
he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.
Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod
Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*
a stupid fucking Canadian man whole loves Tim Hortons, hockey, and pc games....
....and weezer
Alec C. Schneider is a stupid Canadian
Look at him with all the bitches, he's definitely a Schneider.
A pussy bitch that struggles to rob females because he uses an empty clip. Cant rob males because he always gets his shit rocked. Also know to look like AIDS under a microscope.
Oh jesus not DAVID SCHNEIDER. He just got beat up and the video went viral on snapchat.
The journey of shedding ignorance and cultivating tolerant understanding.
I ask questions and listen to criticism in order to pursue schneiderance and expand my horizons.