A fork of Rural Dictionary
A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.
Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D
Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.
Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.
Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz
the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty
To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.
Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.
When a man is both corny and confident enough to be funny and also flattering at the same time.